Dose Shirts are in!

Wow! These turned out great! iPhone camera is not the best. They are loud mustard yellow on black, just like we wanted. Those that ordered shirts locally, I will be happy to deliver them or you can come to me. Those that are distant, I will have them in the mail shortly after the 1st of October.

I like to give credit, when credit is due. The folks at GandyInk did a fantastic job! From help with the artwork, to speedy turn around, and incredible customer service and response, Sarah Burnett and the rest of the team at GandyInk cannot be beat. Not even with a big damn stick... So the next time you need anything embroidered or printed, be sure to keep my friends at www.gandyink.com in mind.

Heads up!

As my days in this office end their end, there's something y'all should know. I've no internet at home. So on days I don't come into town, where my aircard works, there will be no dose. Sad huh... I promise to make time for our fun on days that I can, and it won't be long before I'm back to the grind somewhere!

New to the Dose(Blog only). Check it

If you haven't noticed, I have a serious problem with wanting to pipebomb certain people. So much so that several minions have asked if I've made one, or even used one. Well the answer is sadly no. Well that ends today, metaphorically of course.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present to you:

EyeReckn's Weekly Pipebomb Award!

As an avid follower of current events and news, I will hand pick one public figure or group to receive this honor each week. I will take any and all suggestions on who or what is deserving of this award from my followers. The winner will get not only the award, but a royal word thrashing for all to enjoy!

WooHoo!

T-shirts ordered!

It took longer than I had expected, but I've got the order together and submitted. I should have them in my hands sometime next week.

Thanks to everyone that ordered a shirt. Those that were interested, but we couldn't get together for one reason or another, sorry I'm not in a position to spot anyone. If you missed out this round, I can order more anytime so long as we have 12 to an order.

Best on Blogspot - Humour

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Attention minions and Daily Dose faithful:
I'm a rather late entry, but "EyeReckn's Daily Dose" is up for Best on Blogspot August/September!!!

So, go check out my competition's blogs, esp Yellowdog Granny (Jackie is a faithful follower of the Dose) and vote!

I'm not gonna tell ya I'm the best, or even the funniest of the lot, but if I don't get least 3rd place (all of 6 votes would take it right now), may you all get one hell of a case of crotch critterz...

Down for the count...

Howdy minions! Miss me? Yeah I missed me too. "They" thought I needed a break and decided to give me 2.5 days of rest via high fever and sinus infection... Anywho, since I'll be slamming 3.5 days of clinic into one day, I'm not sure y'all will be getting a real Dose. We shall see. Mother Nature is whoopin' our ass in Cen-Tex, and the typical elderly don't do rain. So, my day my clear itself!

Feel special!...Not short bus special, but special

So I've come up with an evil plan to give my blog readers more than those minions that only check the Daily Dose text messages.

Those of you that are on here are gonna get extra metaphorical pills to pop when I feel like dishing out more than the standard Dose. Sure y'all will be label as drug abusers, but who cares? I'm the doctor that doesn't give a damn if you're high as a kite 24/7!

So check in often, cuz you never no what you'll get outta me. Feel special!

Sport the Dose!

If you haven't heard, the t-shirts are in the works! I should have a per unit price breakdown by day's end. Those that want a shirt/shirts, I will be doing these by pre-order only. Since I'm so independently wealthy, the shirts will be sold at cost, and since you'll be sporting my name, blog, and hopefully converting thousands of people to minions, the shipping is on me. Stay tuned for bigger, better details.

Above is the back of the T-shirt. No, I won't put your name instead of MINION. Your ass belongs to me and you are all my minions, one in the same. Besides, the sex offenders of the world love when the kiddies have name tags... Really, I'm doing you a favor.

This is going to be the front logo on the T-shirts, placed top-left as a pocket patch.

Because the fate of a website is unknown, there will be no URL on the shirts. This means if someone asks you about it, since the shirt is awesome and eye-catching, you'll be in charge of pointing them in our direction.

Many thanks to the minions that have been so involved for so long that the masses want friggin' shirts! That my friends is just a great feeling. Next, a party! Then, our island!