Costume party chaos!

Hey, hey, hey!

It's Fat Albert! Any child of the 70's-80's should know and love this guy. I do! So when I got the invite to an 80's theme costume party, first thing that came to mind was, "Where can I get an oversized, nasty red sweater?" I lie, first thing was, "How hard would it be to turn black for a day?", but I'll leave that alone... So, yesterday I found the shirt, shoes, costume make-up, and got a pair of jeans cuffed-up and yours truly is gonna pull this off! Stay tuned, I'll post pics later this month.

Dose Day Out - Denny's

Decided to stop in Denny's today to steal their Wi-Fi and have lunch. Don't think I've been here sober. Normally it's 3am, not 3pm. Funny thing, the same people are here. Sure our BAC is lower now, but that hasn't made it a crowd of brain surgeons... Example: Fella next to me points to my laptop, "Get internet on that thing?" Wanted to say, "No, my life is so pathetic I bring it into Denny's to sharpen my Solitaire and Minesweeper skills..."

CTD: Cruel Thoughts Disease - Big Brotha

Ever catch yourself thinking the most terrible thoughts about a total stranger? I do it way too often. Like this mornin, I'm in the store for smokes. Fella in front of me is about 5'4" 450lbs, holding a quart of chocolate milk and 2 kingsize Snickers. I guess I had my "friendly face" on, cuz he turns to me and says, "Breakfast of champions." Now I'm a big man, I get that, but I've got a diet coke and a liter of water... Glad my mind to mouth filter was in today, cuz he couldn't "champion" a downhill human bowling ball contest without a crane to get his ass up there.