Costume party chaos!

Hey, hey, hey!

It's Fat Albert! Any child of the 70's-80's should know and love this guy. I do! So when I got the invite to an 80's theme costume party, first thing that came to mind was, "Where can I get an oversized, nasty red sweater?" I lie, first thing was, "How hard would it be to turn black for a day?", but I'll leave that alone... So, yesterday I found the shirt, shoes, costume make-up, and got a pair of jeans cuffed-up and yours truly is gonna pull this off! Stay tuned, I'll post pics later this month.

Dose Day Out - Denny's

Decided to stop in Denny's today to steal their Wi-Fi and have lunch. Don't think I've been here sober. Normally it's 3am, not 3pm. Funny thing, the same people are here. Sure our BAC is lower now, but that hasn't made it a crowd of brain surgeons... Example: Fella next to me points to my laptop, "Get internet on that thing?" Wanted to say, "No, my life is so pathetic I bring it into Denny's to sharpen my Solitaire and Minesweeper skills..."

A painful reminder...

Good Lawd, did I ever cut loose Saturday! Then I had reality bitchslap me yesterday. Drinkin' games and power partyin' are for spry youngins, which I haven't fell in that category in a long while. Mental clouds are still looming today, and I'm still trying to figger out why that was ever "fun"...

The human lightning rod

I watched an interview this morning with a fella that's been struck by lightning four times! Needless to say the guy was a bit "special". No, wait, he was a walking talking bobblehead doll with a drooling issue. Now they said the first three times were by the age of 16... Where were the parents? If it were my kid, after strike two it's no longer a fluke, and I'd keep his electrically charged waterhead in the damn house less there's not a cloud in the sky!

Oh good Lawd!

You know that long wait at the metal detector at the airport? I had coffee with the "hold-up" this mornin.

Shit you not, this fella had nuff metal stabbed thru his face that I could melt it down into an engine block! Looked like he pissed off a room fulla old women sewing, and they trounced his ass, double fisting pin-cushions!

To each there own, but I really wanna be inside the mind that wakes up and says, "I'm going for the look of an abused voodoo doll!" WOW!

Theme song day

I truly am losing my mind y'all. I've seen three people just outright bust their ass today. LMAO Each time I caught myself about to bust out the drum solo and yell "Wah-wah-wah-wipe-out!" Ever had a day with a theme song? Sure hopin' it's not a sign that I'm gonna hurt myself today... How come I can't get a theme song like "NIN - Closer"? If you don't know the song, GOOGLE that shit, so you'll get my joke!