Monday, October 5, 2009

CTD: Cruel Thoughts Disease - Big Brotha

Ever catch yourself thinking the most terrible thoughts about a total stranger? I do it way too often. Like this mornin, I'm in the store for smokes. Fella in front of me is about 5'4" 450lbs, holding a quart of chocolate milk and 2 kingsize Snickers. I guess I had my "friendly face" on, cuz he turns to me and says, "Breakfast of champions." Now I'm a big man, I get that, but I've got a diet coke and a liter of water... Glad my mind to mouth filter was in today, cuz he couldn't "champion" a downhill human bowling ball contest without a crane to get his ass up there.
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  1. GUNSandBACONOctober 5, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    I have thoughts like that all the time. But then again I'm just a big asshole.

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  2. UnknownOctober 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    I agree with STF about what he said about himself. Also, Yes... I think the same thoughts, but I usually have a look of total disgust on my face.

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  3. yellowdoggrannyOctober 5, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    that's what I always say about Dublin Dr Pepper....breakfast of champions..

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