Showing posts with label EWP Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EWP Awards. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

And the EWP Award goes to...


Former President Jimmy Carter


Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy... Your opinions and politics sucked during your term, sir. What makes you think the American people give two shits what you think now? Especially since your outrageous claim that racism is at the heart of the vast disapproval of current political movements and controversy has as much backbone as a crawfish. Myself, I'd just assume toss you and your political propaganda into boiling water with taters and corn. Look buddy. I don't pretend or claim to be completely color blind, socially unbias, or even open minded to a whole lot of cultural diversity. In fact, I can be as prejudice as can anyone in some instances. Here is the problem with what you've said. Myself and a large number of my fellow Americans disapprove of so much more than President Obama's black half. Looks to me that there's an awful lot of old, all white congressmen and women causing me just as much pain. Truth is, President Obama, for me, isn't even the head on the proverbial boa constrictor that's strangling my nation. Actually, there are even a small number of President Obama's propositions that I'm all for and would back him on all the way as my president. He and the rest of the snake just gotta quit trying to turn my country inside out first....

Jimmy, your senseless finger-pointing did nothing other than distract the uninformed general public, feed the mass media monster, and fuel the fire lit under the asses of the genuinely concerned citizens of this country. You call me racist. I call you part of the problem. Now take your EWP and get the hell outta my site and ear...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

And the EWP Award goes to...


Kanye West

Let's give it up for him folks! He definately gets us started with a *BANG*... Pun intended.

For those of you that have missed it, Mr. West here is outta this world "proud to be black". Pride is one thing, but when you pull a public stunt that gets Beyonce Knowles goin', "What's this nigga doin'?" on camera, it's a whole other thing. Anyone see his most recent stunt on MTV's VMAs? The brotha stole the mic from a little ol' country white girl, Taylor Swift, during her thank you speech for Best Female Music Video, to let everyone know, "Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time!" I watched the youtube of it prolly ten times and still can't believe this fucker... Poor Taylor... Her ass just stood there in shock forever, like she had just seen her dog run the hell over. I remember him doing something similar to Michael Myers not too long ago... Someone should put a shock collar on this asshole, so everytime he gets near a microphone, *ZAP*. Some will say, "Then how will he record more music?" I gotta tell ya, my ears wouldn't give a damn...

So here you go Kanye, your award for being this week's Biggest Head with a Terrible $1000 Haircut