The question is:
If you were to label a pipebomb with a single thought or phrase for the "victim", what would it say?
"I hope this finds you busy with your life, or at least interrupts something terribly important. I would hate to think I went to all this trouble to simply blow your mind..." - Jed
"See you in Hell bitch!"- Cameron
"If you hold this to your ear, you can hear the good part" - Laney
"Bet you can't re-gift this" - Alan
"Warning - Contents may be HOT!" - Shannon
"Shit your pants - NOW!" - Becky
"This is me being a psycho bitch" - Mandy
"Warning - Bloating may occur" - Fletcher
"Pansy ass mommas boy" - Deitra
"You should've been a better person asshole" - Dean
"Shove this up your ass sideways" - CJ
"No need to thank me. This is a great gift for us both. It will put you outta our misery" - David
"If you hurry, you can get just far nuff away to bleed out slowly, rather than just the big boom" - Nate
"Boom" - Heather
"I'm really doing you a favor here" - Chris
"Could you mail this back when you are done?" - Kirk
"The ultimate painkiller" - Robin
"Just think, somewhere there will be a waterhead that goes, 'Look at the pretty lights" - Nick
"Running will just have you die tired" - Clint
"We drew straws for who got this, remember?" - Ben
"I won't expect this back, just like the rest of my shit you have" - Kim
"Start clickin' your heels. There's no place like home" - Hanna
"There's no beer in Hell" - Brad
"Muah! Kiss your ass goodbye... Sincerely, Erica" - Erica
"Told you I'd show you crazy muthafucka" - Crystal
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