Could I interest you in a sandwich?

So, I got my ass back in the gym yesterday!

Ever seen the women on the cardio equipment in a gym that are like 2 lbs over a holocaust victim? These people need to be seated at the Golden Corral trying to get fork to face as fast as those toothpick legs are goin' on that treadmill! It's just not attractive.

Oh, and they stare at my big ass too. "Don't judge me bitch! I will tie your tiny ass up and force feed you melted lard through a tube! And you, roid-ragin' meat head, you're next, cuz all that muscule won't stop the .45JHP bullet with your name on it outside, dickhead... Oh by the way, your package is shrinkin' ;-)"