Family: Can't live with'em, can't kill'em

Here's the thing y'all. Family members are put in your life against your will, til you start producing them, and from the moment of introduction, they start trying to impose their will on you. You read about the results all the time. 'Teen guns down parents over lawnwork', 'Wife runs over cheating husband seven times'. Look! Family or not, everyone has a fuse. It's lit the moment you meet. So don't go "speeding the burn". You might find they'll blow your ass up over burnt toast.