Take casual dating for starters. Y'all get together on occation. Dinner, maybe a movie, nothing too serious. Like a mo-ped if you will. It's cool to ride, you just don't show your friends.
Then you move to hangin' out for longer stretchs. It's like you rented a sportscar for the weekend. You think "Hey, I like this one. Let's see if anyone thinks I should buy it." Invite 'em to a social thing around a few friends, maybe dinner with the folks.
Now you're together, a couple. You bought the car, the ride is awesome and you show it off to everyone! Life seems good and you drive the hell outta it til one of ya is outta gas!
Ahh shit, now you've traded your muscle car for a minivan. You married 'em. Your not nearly as cool as you were and you seldom drive or even ride in it.
Well, here ya are, a few too many miles and rough roads, shit starts to break, and you still owe money on the damn thing. They leave your ass. The big D! Here comes the repo man. Yeah, it was a minivan, but it was your minivan dammit!
Now your paying for someone else's ride!
Life's relationships are a real sumbitch, til ya buy the right ride!
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well jed here it goes... heres my rant i was tellin you about earlier today!!! my roomate... i could call her so many rude and disrecptful names that im pretty sure that if you looked them up in the dictionary her picture would be beside them! BUT im not..im better than that! Many times have i asked her not to leave bowls of food all over the house. What kind of fat ass(oops!) cant get up scoop the leftover food in the trash and at least put the bowl in the sink!!! And when the dishes do make it to the sink they usually still have only god know what caked to the sides and they sit there till the trailer is filled with the nasty aroma of what looks like the lochness monster chillin in the kitchen sink. Why dont i wash the dishes you ask? i refuse to be a mother to a girl that is older than i am! in the past month or so i have stayed at my house 3 maybe possibly four! thats ridiculous... and what else is crazy that i dont even like for my friends coming over because of the nastyness that i call my house (NOT HOME).... i didnt even have my own birthday here becuase nobody likes my roomate. i guess she thinks that just because i moved in that were best buds! that is CLEARLY NOT the case! And she can repeat ONE question like 4 times and get them answered 4 times within one convo! i mean come on now pay attention or go the fuck away! uugghhh!!!! and the dumb sumbitch (as jed says) asked me yesterday if the lawn mower took gas or diesel!!! yep thats what she asked gas or diesel! i mean come on she claims to be this country girl and all.... and ANOTHER thing... if you put a piece of trash in the trash can and it falls out cause its soooo full..you should prob take it out cause that means its full right?? well apparently someone didnt clue her in on that! AND then to top that off... she just doesnt understand why im moving out.. hmm.... now i know ive never met most of yall.. but seriously... even yall get the gist of whats goin on here!! honestly i think livin in a barn full of horses would be more livable then the way she lives! honestly.... but there it is jed.. the rant i was tellin you about... im pretty interested about the comments/advice it might get! lol peace
ReplyDelete*clap, clap* Now you've practiced the whole rant on us, it's time to start busting heads. If you are already moving or move, it's not really a concern, but if you have many more days, weeks, or months left with her, blow it up. Make her understand that if she can't manage to take care of business round there, you would go outta your way to leave her mess in her bed on a daily bases... That's what I'd do... Then if she leaves it there and sleeps on the couch, at least the shit isn't in the community areas
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